Me: Don't forget to wake me up tomorrow morning. I have to go to work tomorrow but I have Saturday off.
Him: Ok, I'll wake you up after the news.
Me: You watch the news in the morning?
Me: I didn't know that...
Him: You do realize that I'm awake for 2-3 hours everyday before you get up right?
Me: No! What else do you do??
Him: Why do you want to know?
Me: Cause... you have, like, a whole other life in the morning that I don't know about...
Him: Well, maybe you should get up earlier.
Me: Yeah, don't count on it. I don't want to know that bad.