Scene: Last night while sitting on the couch watching the season premiere of The Closer. A strange noise comes from the dark outside the open front door...
Me: What's that noise?
Husband: It's the cat.
Me: No it's not. It's coming from outside.
Husband: (rolls his eyes)
Me: Hoooonnnnnneeeeeeyyyyyy!!!! Go check! You're supposed to be big and brave and strong and protect me!!!! Go see what's out there!!!!
Husband: (sighs loudly, peels himself off couch and walks to open door to look outside) Oh no!! It's a POLAR BEAR!!!!!
Me: I'm totally putting that on my blog.