Happy Birthday Husband!

Dear A,

Recently we saw a movie named Juno. It's about a teenager that gets pregnant and decides to put the baby up for adoption. While she is pregnant, Juno is forced to grow up and realizes that the father of her child, who she though was just her friend, might be more than just that. There is a scene in the movie where she is just realizing what this boy means to her and asks her father for advice. And he says to her...

"In my opinion, the best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly what you are. Good mood, bad mood, ugly, pretty, handsome, what have you, the right person will still think the sun shines out your ass. That's the kind of person that's worth sticking with."

That's exactly how I feel about you. I love you for exactly what you are and to me, the sun will always shine out your ass. Because it's a really nice ass.

Happy Birthday!

Love,

e



p.s. You are the best husband, ever. (it says so on the internet)